am straddling numerous books simultaneously (bad reading habit), and look what coincidental parallel i've come across:

urination

a) "I always prefer to take a leak in nature rather than in modern facilities, which are foul. Here my little golden fountain will before long wondrously unite with the soil, the grass, the earth. For I arose from the dust, and now at least in part I shall return to the dust. A leak in nature is a religious ceremony, by means of which we promise the earth that in the end we'll return to it entirely."

- Laughable Loves (Milan Kundera)

b) "You know how badly i needed to piss? I'll tell you how badly i needed to piss. When i hung my dick out of the window, it was like, whoosh - tidal wave - I could have flooded the Thames. Jesus, you have no idea how good it felt. It was like a religious experience, purging myself of all that pent-up piss. So, you know, I stood there, shaking loose the last droplets on to the flowers beneath my window. I just stood there, letting the moment sink in. The peace, the relief, the total bliss. You know those statues of the Buddha? That's what my face looked like, you know, fucking beatific. I should have been canonized on the spot."

- Mammon INC. (Hwee Hwee Tan)

hrm, and you thought you knew what pee-ing was all about. never once has it crossed my mind that there can exist so much philosophy behind the simple act of urinating. haha nevertheless, the next time you take a piss, think of it as a sacred rite in order to experience the full joy and meaning of relieving. all hail the mighty process of nature's call!