can't wait fer friday to arrive.

can't wait to lay hands on my A level results.

can't wait to see just how badly i can muck this whole fuck up.

can't wait to see if my guess is correct.

hrm, what will it be i wonder? DDD? EEE? FFF? and my S paper grade will of course, no doubt, present itself as a big fat U for ungraded.

hah! hah! and off i will fly to vancouver~ (am not joking.)

but first, i will have to dedicate my apologies to the following people, who have all strongly believed that i am smart and bright (yes, they actually thought i was intentionally hiding some enormous potential from the naked eye), but are so gonna be unexpectedly let down:

in the geography department,

-in any case you are still deluding yourself, mr elwin, take a good look at me. i have always been the black sheep of your s paper class. not, the black horse (as you've hoped for.)

-sorry ms j, for wasting your countless private tutoring sessions which have brought me to the tip of mt st helens and depths of the mariana trench, but sadly, not to my senses.

in the literature department,

-shoot me, mr hunter! i deserve no kind mercy.

-suck my blood, gothic lau! i, like dracula, must be damned.

-flunk the As? as impossible as rocking horse shit you may say, mrs lofthouse. but nay, speak not too soon, for the worst is yet to be.

-you might as well have preached donne to the wall, mr walker. i have been a bad listener.

-ms loong, the lighthearted pc discussions coupled with your witticisms have been greatly enjoyable. too bad all that you've taught has come to naught :/

in the gp department,

-mrs noordin, am apologising beforehand lest i flunk even gp, which will then seriously be unpardonable.

so well, that leaves me with the economics and P.E. departments, which i don't have to answer to. as everyone knows, dumortier has never been a good teacher anyway and guess i won't possibly disappoint the pe teachers with lousy A level results (unless they wanna claim credit fer leading us to the examination hall.)

and to fellow 29-ers, don't think i'll be seeing you guys on that fateful day, so here's wishing all the best of luck!