you guys probably saw it coming anyway haha so without further ado, i hereby present you with the wackiest, most eccentric (not to mention attractive) chocolatier in the entire universe - WIILLLLLLLLLY WONKA!

he has put a spell on me, i swear.

from his flawless acting,

to his lil' quirks,

to him pulling his new image off so effortlessly (hairstyle, especially.)

what can i say, our johnny has outdone himself yet again. *wild applause*

to whet your appetites, i've specially selected some of the most memorable quotes from the movie. (credits go to www.imdb.com.) for those who deeply fear spoilers, well, don't scroll down heh. enjoy! ;)

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Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka.
Willy Wonka: Huh?
Charlie Bucket: Why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa Loompa's song unless...
Willy Wonka: [interrupts] Improvisation is parlor trick, anyone can do it.
[turns to Violet]
Willy Wonka: You, little girl. Say something. Anything.
Violet Beauregarde: Chewing gum.
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same thing.

Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard?
Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

Willy Wonka: You can't have your family hanging around like an old, dead goose. No offense.
Grandpa George: None taken. Jerk.

Willy Wonka: And in that moment I realised; "I must find a... hair".

Willy Wonka: [to Veruca, excitedly] Did you know that chocolate releases endorphins which makes you feel like you're in love!

Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is *eat*able. In fact, I'm *eat*able. But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism which is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Willy Wonka: How can you get whipped cream if you don't whip it with whips?

Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a *sur*prise!

Willy Wonka: You really should stop mumbling because I can't understand a word you're saying.

Grandpa Joe: I used to work at that factory.
Charlie Bucket: You did?
Grandma Josephine: He did.
Grandpa George: He did.
Grandma Georgina: I love grapes.

Grandpa George: Do you even know what we're talking about?
Grandma Georgina: [after a moment] Dragonflies?

Mr. Teavee: [has just seen chocolate put into television] Could you send other things? Like breakfast cereal?
Willy Wonka: Do you know cereal is made of? It's those little wood shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Mike Teavee: Why is everything here completely pointless?
Charlie Bucket: Candy doesn't have to have a point... that's why it's candy.

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and of course, who can forget the silly willy wonka song? hoho.

Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, everybody give a cheer / He's modest, clever, and so smart, he barely can restrain it / With so much generosity, there is no way to contain it, to contain it, to contain.... to contain... to contain... / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's the one that you're about to meet / Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, he's a genius who just can't be beat / The magician and the chocolate whiz / The best darn guy who ever lived / Willy Wonka, here he is!

yes yes i'm high on chocolate! wheeeeee~