ever since the day i set up this blog i have been determined not to use it as a bitching tool (well, at least not too much.)

but right now i really need to let off some steam.

within the first few days of moving into eusoff hall this fucker i don't even know very well has been coming to my room (uninvited), and treating it like his own abode, happily devouring all the alcohol and other beverages i have stored in my fridge (for other much more deserving friends in need) at his own whim and fancy. wokays since i was new i didn't feel it wise to make an enemy by simply chasing him outta the room right there and then with my very pathetic but dignified mini broom. i let it pass.

the next time he pissed me off real bad was when my "ahem" was supposed to pop by for a visit. he blardy hell decided to turn up again (god bless his wretched soul) with the lame excuse of wanting to mug together (hah!), only to comfortably position himself on my well made bed the minute he entered and refusing to budge! an aghast yet civil me tried explaining, "i have someone coming later, so you'll have to go back soon k." [read between the lines you bastard, it meant: "fuck off!"]

so, when TLOML (go figure.) arrived can you imagine her shock and disgust at seeing him on my bed arghhhhhh. she took off. that was when all i felt was so much irritation and anger mounting up in me, i finally lost my cool. i chased him out, for good. (alas it was not to be...)

and hello, if someone stops contacting you for a few months after such an unpleasant incident, you should very well get the point that you are so very extra and unwelcome right? NO! somehow, the pea-brain of this barbarian seemed to very quickly forget how awkward it was for everybody the last time he wrecked havock.

this time, my dear neighbour minli actually casually asked him over to have a slice of pizza out of kindness. despite thinking that this could only spell bad, bad news for myself, i reluctantly agreed as his role was just to stand in as a garbage bin for that one minute and scram ok. of course he didn't get it. he came right into my room and sat on my bed in his stinky soccer attire and watched dvd with us, all the while gorging on our pizza and almost finishing everything.

minli was too kind to actually mind much, but i did all i could to make my displeasure known. at first i said aloud that i needed to get some studying done. when that apparently didn't work, an exasperated i hopped into bed, spread myself out thereby forcing him to use the chair instead, and pretended to fall into a deep slumber so that he would finally get the hint and get lost. at that very moment my unaware neighbour decided to go take a bath and leave the two of us alone. ack.

guess what the bastard did? he fucking hell closed the room door, thinking that i was really fast asleep and that he had the whole room to himself! he even looked through my photos and had the blardy nerve to SMOKE in my lovely unpolluted room with jimi baby in it. the worst thing was he tried to be touchy with me. ok?! fuck.

that was it.

i was so disgusted i got up and ran outta the room. and with minli's help, we finally managed to chase him out. BANNED, FOREVER.

all of you who know me well realise i do not get angry easily. but that was really the last straw mans. wha lau there is only so much one can take alright. if there's ever gonna be a next time i will make sure he gets kicked out of eusoff for good. good riddance to bad bacteria!